partybarackisinthehousetonight:

i romantically stand outside your window and hold up my iPhone to blast our song. a 30 second ad plays first

(via postulation)

s-t-r-a-n-g-e-c-h-a-r-m:

Some author out there has been waiting their whole life to write that headline

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phoenix-falls:

vagisodium:

uninhibitedandunrepentant:

lovesthesmarty:

lsama:

This is the best idea for a restaurant. - Imgur

I DON’T THINK IT’S LITERALLY POSSIBLE FOR ME TO LIKE OR FAV OR UPVOTE THIS ENOUGH

I would like to see more of these.

Is this not a thing in America?

It’s a thing all over here in Australia. You get a wrist band. Means you can buy no booze, but you get free soft drink.

this is a thing in canada too like all you gotta do is say that youre driving

Free….pop….in the US for….DD’s? Free…anything to encourage safe behaviours? 

That’s too much logic for this country. Sounds like Socialist propaganda 

(via sorry)

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poopinginschool:

interviewer: any special talents?

me: image

(via sorry)

humorously:

twitturds:

walk into the club like wait nevermind can we go home

 

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queenofbeerss:

Me packing lunch

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jfef:

if someone from the internet wants to meet me cool alright im down but i just hope they’re not expecting much cause im even uglier in person

(via sandyspliff)

suicidurs:

if we havent talked in forever i am very sorry i thought i was annoying you

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